one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
Hearing “come with me I don’t want to go alone” is probably one of the most flattering things wow
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
there’s always that one character you will defend until your dying breath no matter how flawed they are
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Such a pretty disc.