llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

engagedtohazza:

my hero

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

hammyandbean:

Hearing “come with me I don’t want to go alone” is probably one of the most flattering things wow

conchfishscates:

‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’

yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

joshdallas:

there’s always that one character you will defend until your dying breath no matter how flawed they are

att:

No Text is worth Dying For. It Can Wait.

Please join us, Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile US, Inc. and more than 200 other organizations to stop texting while driving. Encourage everyone in your community to join the movement and take the pledge today to never text and drive at www.itcanwait.com. 

intergalactiiic:

Such a pretty disc.